fuck you with a rake

A phrase similar to fuck you/me with a chainsaw. A colourful way to express your displeasure with someone. Colloquially, it is most often used between friends, when you are disappointed with their behavior but still retain affection for them. Sometimes used to imply that you really

don't give a fuck about that person.

"freddy! you said you would water my plants while i was out of town. you didn't and now they're all dead! fuck you with a rake, man!"
"dude, fuck you with a rake. if you're going to borrow my car the least you can do is refill the gas tank"
" Greg cut my hours so i don't qualify for benefits; fuck that guy with a rake."
" ah man, fuck me with a rake; i had to wait in line two hours at the dol and then they closed before i could renew my license."

fuck you with a rake by PuckGoodFellow March 5, 2016

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I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

I will fuck you with a rake by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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