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fuck rob 

a phrase commonly used at a workplace to describe a person who is only doing their job and asks a simple question, and then gets shit on by their coworkers.
"May i ask you a question?"
"fuck Rob, i'm busy!"
fuck rob by fuckrob December 25, 2011
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Japanese fuck robot 

Your wildest sexual fantasy realized through the magic of virtual reality, artificial intelligence and good old American pornographic addiction.
So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
Japanese fuck robot by YAWA March 10, 2022

Is home boy gonna fuck the robot? 

A genre of movies or anime in which there is sexual tension between the robot and a human.
Guy:Hey i was watching the garden of eve what genre is that?
Me: Why its "is home boy gonna fuck the robot?" of course!

Fuck it robe 

A robe you wear when you just don't give a fuck anymore.
-Dude is James okay? He is wearing a fuck it robe.
-No James wife left him he has given up.
Fuck it robe by Captain_Nova July 3, 2017

robo fuck 

Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.
Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!

Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!

Bob:Fucking A!
robo fuck by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Robot fuck 

When you fuck a car engine or anything robotic
Yo that car engine really makes me horny I wanna give it a quick robot fuck

Robot Fuck 

When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.
/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/

Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.

...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.

...14 hours later

Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.
Robot Fuck by ass.. August 23, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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