1. n. An
individual who walks so slowly (usually right in
front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.
2. v. The
act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?
Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of
muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.
Teacher: I understand completely.
2.
Jack: I'm sick and tired of
muck-
fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!