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fuck mine 

another way of saying fuck my life or anything referring to you.
Person 1: How was your weekend?
Person 2: I was in the hospital, like fuck mine.
fuck mine by hawweee October 8, 2009
Words you can keep
Playing Minecraft and thinking you have an item in your inventory, but when checking a second time, noticing it isn't really there. Or, seeing something in-game, and taking a double-take only to realize what you saw was never there. Similiar to Mind Fuck.
Player:Holy Shit! Was that diamond ore just now?!...
*Looks back*
Player:Damn...I just got Mine-Fucked...
Mine-Fuck by StephenArsumMan December 6, 2012

Fuck it it aint mine 

Its what a person says about a customers stuff
Man you broke that part. Fuck it it aint mine

fuck you, got mine 

Phrase

1. When you Ignore or show disapprove of someone because they didn't take the precautionary steps to prepare for a situation, and you have.

2. When you acquired your interest in a situation or objective, and feel that you have no more responsibility to completing that situation or objective.
Example 1: Expo Visit

Friend 1: I forgot to buy a Expo Ticket, so lets go wait in line.

Friend 2: Fuck you, got mine.
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Example 2: Video Games

Friend 1: Finally, I found the strongest weapon for my character.

friend 2: well lets just finish the mission so I can get something too.

Friend 1: Fuck you, got mine.

DISCONNECTED.
fuck you, got mine by Kobolt September 13, 2013

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft! 

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.
Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft 

When your playing Minecraft and the meme pops up
Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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