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Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

Fuck a dick by Jointo March 2, 2007

Words you can keep

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.

Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA by pmgta10503 November 17, 2016

Fuckadick

A word used when no other word fits the situation

She did something so outrageous and nobody saw it Oh fuckadick!
Can’t find something. Fuckadick!
Just really pissed off

FUckadick!!!!

Fuckadick by Soxo March 6, 2021

fuckadick

when your husband wont put down the video game controller, you tell him go fuckadick.

Jill: You've been on that fucking thing for hours
John: Huh? Let me find a save crystal first.
Jill: How long will that take?
John: A couple more hours.
Jill: Why don't you go fuckadick

fuckadick by desireaaa October 11, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026