Fuck a dick 

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

Fuck a dick by Jointo March 2, 2007

Fuck me with a stolen dick 

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

Fuck me with a stolen dick by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world 

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.

Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!

Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world by [e-mail] August 4, 2009

fuck my dick with a stick 

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

fuck my dick with a stick by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA 

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.

Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA by pmgta10503 November 17, 2016

Fuckadick

A word used when no other word fits the situation

She did something so outrageous and nobody saw it Oh fuckadick!
Can’t find something. Fuckadick!
Just really pissed off

FUckadick!!!!

Fuckadick by Soxo March 6, 2021

fuckadick

when your husband wont put down the video game controller, you tell him go fuckadick.

Jill: You've been on that fucking thing for hours
John: Huh? Let me find a save crystal first.
Jill: How long will that take?
John: A couple more hours.
Jill: Why don't you go fuckadick

fuckadick by desireaaa October 11, 2011