Frusterbating

The act of Masturbating with the sole purpose of relieving one's self of "Blue Balls."

"I got stuck Frusterbating after my date on the weekend."

by Thatfbtho March 5, 2019

frusteresting

Something, or someone, that is very intriguing and yet at the same time very annoying.

1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.

2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!

by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010

Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

Fucking Frustrating

"Fucking Frustrating" applies to a wide range of situations, topics, and things in general not because it's a general term, but because most things in the world are, from one angle or another, extremely fucking frustrating. Typically, things that are "fucking frustrating" initially elicit a calm reaction, which quickly escalates info acute frustration through jaw clenching, then fist bawling, then screaming of the word "fuck." This gradual transition into the terminal stage is a result of the human mind's inbuilt hyperbole aversion mechanisms being slowly overcome by reality.

"Spinning rainbow ball? Fuck. That shit is fucking frustrating."

by pedomedved April 6, 2012

Fisterbating

The act of masturbating while fist pumping.

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011

Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)

"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."

by Frasterbator April 22, 2009

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010