Well it's those girly boys with wheels stuck on there shoes now isn't it? It's kinda like they're trying to immitate the wheelie board kids but just don't have the heart.
Those0 damn girls and their fruity boots! They have nothin' on them wheelie boardin' kids carvin' up those there foot paths!
1. A slang synonym for "inline skates," which are also known by the brand name "Rollerblades." This term was coined by skateboarders frustrated by the mass influx of generally clueless, and unobservant inline skaters that always get in the way at skateparks. It is a perjorative term used for the purpose of insulting inline skaters as being homosexual.
Derogatory term used by skateboarders in reference to inline skaters associating them with homosexuals skating on the boardwalk of popularbeach resorts (e.g. Venice Beach in California).
Take your queer fruitboots somewhere else and stay out of our way!
Climbing boots with bolt-on crampons that are used by climbers for steep ice and mixed routes. Major manufacturers of these boots include: Kayland, La Sportiva, and Lowa. The bolt-on crampons are mostly produced by Black Diamond (US), Grivel (Italy), and Petzl (France).
Adam: Are you wearing fruit boots to Hanfer Creek?
Tom: No, it is too damn cold for wearing them today.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.