fruit fucker

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.

Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin

by G\'eater June 10, 2003

fruit fucker

Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."

Make fruit your bitch with the Fruit Fucker 2000.

by rhcbulldog July 22, 2004

Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010