Popular comic character from the humor website known as penny arcade. Dangerous juicer device which looks like a combination of Bender from "Futurama" and R2-D2. Has been known to seriously violate an orange or two. Has a slogan: "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutritious."
An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.
Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.