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frozen eddie 

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste
"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"
frozen eddie by Gimply August 24, 2003
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Frozen Eddie 

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.
Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!
Frozen Eddie by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Frozen Eddie 

When you and your friends jack off all over your friends windshield in the dead of winter and it freezes so the reciever has to chisel stiff with his ice scraper.
We gave Susie a frozen Eddie last night when she was at work.
Frozen Eddie by TF 1976 September 19, 2019

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026