frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again

Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass

by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018

Frosted Flakes

When you nut and don't clean everything up, so it dries up and becomes flakey.

I should've cleaned up my frosted flakes before my family came over.

by bigpeep113 February 24, 2017

Frosted Flakes Time

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.

I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.

by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010

frosted flakes

When you ejaculate over someone's cereal, making it nice, white and frosty. Like frosted flakes. Then they eat it without noticing.

Person 1: Dude Jasmine ate some frosted flakes from Tommy yesterday.
Person 2: Dude Epic!

by Anonymous2110 May 26, 2010

Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes

The art of eating a bowl of frosted flakes, while bending your girl over and fucking her.

"Hey man"

"Sup"
"You wanna hang today?"
"Sorry, bro. I'm too busy living my motto."
"And what might that be?!"
"Fuck Bitches, Eat Frosted Flakes."

by BernieMacisdead January 25, 2015

Frosted flakes

Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.

Darin took three showers but the frosted flakes on his chest were unusually obstinate and flakey.

by RobertoGville April 23, 2008

Frosted flakes

Another way to say something is "Grrrrrrreat" without sounding like an imbecile.

"Man, 'The Incredibles' was the frosted flakes, dude."
"Grow up, man, you're 25."

by Eljay April 11, 2005