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Front Wedgie 

When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.
While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie
Front Wedgie by calijj May 10, 2009

Front Wedgie 

The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"

Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"

Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"

Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"

front bum wedgie 

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response
"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"
front bum wedgie by Bakes Galaxy January 16, 2015

frot wedgie 

A wedgie that is in the front or a vagina wedgie.
Can only be the underware or it is otherwise known as a camel toe
Oh man these underware are giving me a frot wedgie.
frot wedgie by sawjaster May 27, 2009

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026