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Front Wedgie 

When a woman accidental puts her thong/ g-string on backwards, where the smaller triangle is uncomfortably wedged in the front.
While putting on her panties in the dark, she put them on backwards and got a front wedgie
Front Wedgie by calijj May 10, 2009

Front Wedgie 

The act of going to a Levi's store at the outlet mall and buying a shirt with a fucked up front pocket which was intentionally designed, cutting a hole in it and then proceeding to go to the nearest middle school, putting your dick through said hole and then taking a selfie behind a dumpster while watching kids play dodgeball, illegally.
Deviant: "Oi mate, so I was drunk as hell off soccer mom drinks and took what I thought were birth control pills, and I pulled off a Front Wedgie broooooah!!!"

Clerk: "Dude who the fuck are you? This is a 7-11. Are you going to buy some ice cream or just stand there with that Front Wedgie?"

Deviant: "So the weathers nice. Also throw in some condoms, I'm subbing for the math teacher this week"

Clerk: "Will that be cash or credit?"

front bum wedgie 

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response
"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"
front bum wedgie by Bakes Galaxy January 16, 2015

frot wedgie 

A wedgie that is in the front or a vagina wedgie.
Can only be the underware or it is otherwise known as a camel toe
Oh man these underware are giving me a frot wedgie.
frot wedgie by sawjaster May 27, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026