frigasort 

When linear algebra fails.

"Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play-Doh set. I smiled and said "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!" Frigasort!"

frigasort by mightylegend March 23, 2009

Friggamortis 

A condition in which a females body goes into a state of shock and rigor mortis sets in. This condition occurs due to the female being "frigged" or "fingered" rigorously and aggressively by another person.

lads i tore the box off that young one last night, gave her a serious case of friggamortis..

Friggamortis by Wogie July 17, 2010

frigamortis

For those who prefer using less harsh F words, it replaces the vulgarity that "frig" carries with humor.

A state of foolishness.
A person lacking competence
An expression of anger or disgust

Kathy yelled "I told you to knock it off already you frigamortis fool!"

Wow, he really is dead this time, hes even got frigamortis rigatortis.

frigamortis by thel33tone September 1, 2010

frigimortis 

Pronunciation: "fri-gi-'mor-tis"
Function: noun
Etymology: New American, stiffness of body
: temporary rigidity of muscles occurring after orgasm or blowing the load

That chick had frigimortis when I was done with her.

frigimortis by MD65 August 26, 2006

Friensort 

When a person has nobody else to talk to and isn’t hanging out with anybody else so they call up or text that one friend that is there last resort.

A friend you usually ignore if you’re with other people but when you’re all alone you have time to talk to them.

A friend you save as a last resort to talk to and hangout with if nobody else is available.

I’m all alone and nobody is answering their phones. I’ll call Tyler. He’s my “Friensort”

Friensort by IncognitoDespacito December 30, 2021