friendpit

1. the act of taking your hand, inserting it into your friend's armpit, and shaking their armpit as if you were shaking their hand or fiercely fingering a girl in order to tickle them. Before doing said action, the friend must announce "friendpit!"

2. a friendly sexual favor that friends do for each other where a man inserts his penis into another friend's (male or female) armpit and allows the man have intercourse with said armpit.

1. Dylan yelled "friendpit!" and fingerbanged the shit out of Tony’s armpit.

2. Bob: Dude, I'm so horny and my wife hasn't given me any action in a while.
Tim: That sucks man. If you need a release, I'll let you friendpit me.

Bob: Man I hate that it has to come to this but sure. (unzips pants)

Tim: It's ok. I'm a good friend. (opens arm to open armpit).

by Sherpa Derpa 316 November 8, 2019

friendaissance

Rebirth of friendship

Ashley and I are having a friendaissance

by KKrt August 28, 2009

Friendfiction

Fanfiction you write about your friends.

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.

by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Friendbian

A friend you are so close with that everyone thinks you are lesbians.

"OMG...are Lynne and Joy gay?"

"No, they're just friendbians."

by LynneheartsJoy December 20, 2008

friendette

from friend and -ette (feminine gender suffix (marker) of French provenance).
A female friend.

Any word + -ette states a female.
Friend (common gender) + -ette = friendette (feminine gender).
Dude (male gender) + -ette = dudette (feminine gender).

by Yet Another Daniel Nielsen November 20, 2011

Friendial

vt. a composite word of friend and dial, means check out friends to keep in touch;

Person A: We were supposed to be best friends forever, but then we just kind of drifted apart.

Person B: I know! I guess you must friendial each other from time to time.

by AlexJM October 7, 2010

friendbivalent

noun:

A person who experiences emotions of both positive and negative valence (or indifference) toward another, yet engages in frequent contact with the other due to conditions of common acquaintance, convenience, and/or loneliness.

Girl: Oh, is Jon your friend?

Guy: Kind of... we are not really that close, but he always hangs out with my friend, Paul. I guess we are "friendbivalent."

by Dangold April 19, 2009