friend fucking

Because of Zack and Miri make a porno. You know, you want to fuck your friend. The guy you met freshman year of college and still wanna fuck senior year. He might be going to dental school and you're going to med school but he's still super fucking hot and... Well shit.

Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."

friend fucking by Ithappensatbaylortoo October 28, 2013

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fucking friend

1. a bud who will fuck you
2. no friend at all

1. last night, I was horny, so I went to see amy, my fucking friend.
2. last night, I was horny, so I went to see amy but she was with bob who I thought was my fucking friend.

fucking friend by germinate March 23, 2005

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fucking friendo

It's a friend on a whole new level

Hey what's up my fucking friendos

fucking friendo by Widdle baby April 4, 2017

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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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