friend fucking 

Because of Zack and Miri make a porno. You know, you want to fuck your friend. The guy you met freshman year of college and still wanna fuck senior year. He might be going to dental school and you're going to med school but he's still super fucking hot and... Well shit.

Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."

friend fucking by Ithappensatbaylortoo October 28, 2013

fucking friend 

1. a bud who will fuck you
2. no friend at all

1. last night, I was horny, so I went to see amy, my fucking friend.
2. last night, I was horny, so I went to see amy but she was with bob who I thought was my fucking friend.

fucking friend by germinate March 23, 2005

fucking friendo 

It's a friend on a whole new level

Hey what's up my fucking friendos

fucking friendo by Widdle baby April 4, 2017

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011