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fried shit by QazWsx April 26, 2006
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Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties
An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011
deep fried shit
Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit
deep fried shit by jdawg328 June 10, 2017
stir fried shit
stir fried shit by minkadelulu November 2, 2014
Kentucky Fried Shit
Kentucky Fried Shit by Landen. H April 22, 2022
watermelon fried chicken shit
Sup homie? Si's tracking down the ave when I's sees a flithy chan tigah. Sah's serious. I's gotta go down a takes me a watermelon fried chicken shit. Damn nigga!
watermelon fried chicken shit by Pollup December 25, 2007
KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)
a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(
Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?
Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks
3 hrs later...
allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)
Jake - yeah me too...
Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!
Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks
3 hrs later...
allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)
Jake - yeah me too...
Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!
KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits) by Allah nijad January 22, 2009
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