fried five 

When someone fries (insults) someone, you turn to the insulter and say "fried five," holding up your hand for a high five.

"That's actually the ugliest shirt I've ever seen on a human being."

"FRIED FIVE!" *high five*

fried five by Sarah the K March 5, 2008

five minute friend 

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.

Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.

five minute friend by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019

five guys burgers and fries 

A heterosexual female or homosexual male who is both obese and promiscuous. “Five guys” refers to the servicing of many men, and “burgers and fries” refers to all the fatty food they eat.

Brenda really makes the rounds whenever she’s not stuffing down cheese and charcuterie plates. She’s no stranger to the biscuit tin and no stranger to the sausage bin. Five guys burgers and fries!

five guys burgers and fries by Nicholas D February 23, 2022