Fried Crispy

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Another term for being sunburned. Usually a person who is fried crispy has a relatively moderate sunburn which could entail some peeling. Being fried crispy usually occurs when a person is too stupid, or too stubborn, to apply sunscreen before being outside during the spring and summer. Having red or blonde hair and light skin also gives a person a higher likelihood of being fried crispy.

Person 1: Wow, you've got a really bad sunburn!
Person 2: Awww man! I'm fried crispy!

Fried Crispy by pumpkin_patch90 April 18, 2009

Words you can keep

super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

super crispy fried rice by illgamer97 July 20, 2012

crispy fried

burnt to a fucking crisp

that minimarshmellow is crispy fried.

crispy fried by yo dougie January 20, 2009

Fried chicken crispy wings

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

Fried chicken crispy wings by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down

hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!

What in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.

Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck by y33tgodmcneckass December 17, 2019

Crispy fries

Refers to a dry and chapped wenis (the skin on the outside of your elbow)

You've got crispy fries, you should get some lotion for them

Crispy fries by Destructaur September 30, 2016

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026