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Friday Detention

A pathetic way in principals thinking their punishing you, but really your just sitting at a desk for two hours reading, sleeping, going on the computer, or otherwise wasting part of your life while further putting off going back to your crappy home life, and that grounding you got for whatever reason your in friday detention in the first place. Oh boy, what a horrible thing.
Principal: I heard you cheated on a test.
Student: yupp.
Principal: You have friday detention. (haha, i hope they start to cry, for my horrible punishment that will shurley ruin their lives and make them never do bad again)
Student: whatever.
student walks away
Student: hurray, i get to put off going home for two hours. dumbass.
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Friday Detention

Friday Detention happens on a Friday when students attending High School happens to commit certain offenses like a forged note, truancy, skipping (or to be removed from) office detention, leaving school grounds, insubordination, impersonation, cell phone violations. Typically, Friday Detention starts five to fifteen minutes after school, and does not end until dinner time.
In Gorham HS, Friday Detention starts at 14:15 (2:15 pm) on Friday after school and ends at 17:30 (5:30 pm).
Friday Detention by DieselDorky16 October 4, 2019

Friday Detention

For very naughty children who think it's funny to threaten/berate/have go's at other children.
Teacher: I have received a complaint on you for harassment. I am going to expel you.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.
Friday Detention by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
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