fresh one

A good hard smack across the face, generally in response to someone saying or doing something obviously stupid. The goomba equivalent of a pimpsmack, yet not exclusive to hoes as recipients.

"Hey, Jelly... you want a fresh one? You know we don't discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family".

by Busta Move April 13, 2005

a fresh one

a fresh one is another term for an email based mortgage lead.

"Here is a fresh one" Crip said

by acms February 27, 2008

slap me a fresh one

When a brotha be finna get a high five outchu

Tyrelle: Ay yo Dre

Dre: What up kid, slap me a fresh one.

by BallerLogan March 31, 2009

Bend A Fresh One

Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.

Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

One Fresh Pizza69

a GAY Urban dictionary user who makes dumb definitions

One Fresh Pizza69 is REALLY GAY

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 9, 2019

Fresh One

1. When something (normally a bodily function) occurs. Used normally in the end of a sentence or as a response to a certain event.

2. When you nut onto/into anything.

1. Mike: "I can't believe I jus-" *sneeze*

Jon: Oh. {Fresh one}.

by Skreet Negro September 19, 2017