French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

French Crueller

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"

Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.

by Aaronlovesguys May 21, 2006

French Cruller

An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.

I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.

by Choop May 25, 2017