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The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.
Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.
by The Internal Alchemist August 23, 2008
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When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum you dunk her head in hot coffee and ask "cream and sugar?"
Last night we were feeling like some ethnic food so after we eiffle tower'd your mom we stopped by Dunkin' Donuts and French Crueller'd her in the bathroom.
by Aaronlovesguys May 13, 2006
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