freehold mall

Freehold Mall is the place where every single person hangs out. Most don’t even buy stuff but food, or they buy clearance. It’s mainly just middle and high schoolers. The popular kids hang out in the lobby while the outcasts live in hot topic. The girls don’t leave Sephora or Ulta. While the guys hang out in footlocker. For some reason no one from Freehold actually goes there. It’s only kids from Manalapan. People don’t even include Freehold they just call it “the mall.” Since there is no where else to go for miles everyone goes here and gets yelled at by the security gaurds. On the typical weekend you can go on your Snapchat and see “Who’s here?” with a typical mirror selfie. People drink their Starbucks or eat their rolled ice cream for a few hours until there mom can come pick them up.

Meet up at Freehold Mall?

Sure dude my mom can give me a ride.

freehold mall by Stan Twitter March 28, 2019

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Freehold mall security

The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16

Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone

Freehold mall security by Yetrrrrrr March 26, 2019

Freehold Raceway Mall

Every prep girl's dream. The top floor had been built so conveniently with American Eagle, Hollister Co., Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, and Forever 21 within 10 feet of one another. God bless the architect that built this mall.

The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.

Girl 1: Hey, are you going to Freehold Raceway Mall tonight?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!

Freehold Raceway Mall by Bee Efron October 23, 2007

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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