freecunting

the female version of freeballin

I was out of clean panties, so I decided to go out freecunting.

by shawonda margarita spandex January 20, 2009

Mrs. Freecunt

An obnoxious person (usually female) who refuses to allow anyone to have any fun at all, even when it doesn't affect her.

Gary: Hey bro, want a beer?
Rob: I'd love one thanks.
Mrs. Freecunt (Screeching): Don't you dare touch that beer.
Gary: Who the fuck is that mad bitch?
Rob: That's Mrs. Freecunt.

by Angry Canary November 01, 2017