freeafying

The act of simplifying one's life in any shape, form or fashion, thus resulting in more freedom or freetime.

"Freeafying" can be achieved by the simplest of means - the removal of a long-worn piece of jewelry, to the political arena when a person stops calling themselves 'liberal conservative Democrat,' to the social area in ceasing any existence or contact in an online social network, etc.

Was first coined here at the Colbert Report's official on-line site by the user WolvesvsPalin who is also listed as "Freeafying"

by WolvesvsPalin April 21, 2011

freebuying

When you enter a retail establishment with no intention of paying for anything. A thief.

“Hey man you think that guys is actually going to buy those alcoholic beverages?” “I don’t think so, he’s probably freebuying, we should stop him.”

by Absoulutelee December 4, 2019

Freeating

Refers to a form of food gathering where a person may only eat foods which are free and available to the general public.

This means foods given, exchanged, stolen or paid for are off limits. Similar to bin diving it originated from the recent Hamish and Andy skit on Rove in which they tackled the current financial global crisis by cutting back on food costs in and effort to save money.

Did you find any food when you freeated from the sample bin at the bakery yesterday?

There are constant freeaters in this neighborhood.

Yesterday I was freeating from a bin in Flinder's Lane.

by jenhitehat July 12, 2009

Freefing

When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.

Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.

by Overshared&Oversimplified November 15, 2019