When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.
Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.
by Overshared&Oversimplified November 15, 2019