Freefing 

When you're in public and need a shit, and your anus relaxes and you start turtle heading, but manage to suck it back in and your bowels make a noise.

Guy: What's with that look on your face?
Girl: I was just freefing sorry.
Guy: Oh I thought I sensed a vague smell.

Freefing by Overshared&Oversimplified November 15, 2019

freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

Freezing my tits off. by Acky190 February 9, 2009

Freezing Balls

A state of extreme coldness. Often felt in Alaska while walking to work.

When Ivan went outside to go to work, it was freezing balls.

Freezing Balls by oldfellas March 13, 2012

penguins freezing in antartica 

The appropriate response to when someone takes off a jacket, sweater, etc. even though it is really cold either to display how "tough" they are or because they feel no cold. Especially when you are freezing yourself

Debrickashaw: Ahhh its not that cold
'Xebole: Dude its like 20 degrees outside and all i have is this vest
Debrickashaw: Stop being such a wimp <takes off coat>
'Xebole: what the hell, there are penguins freezing in antartica

penguins freezing in antartica by Felippe Boom-Boom LeBlanc January 12, 2011

freezing fucking cold 

where i am right now

I AM REALLY freezing fucking cold

freezing fucking cold by coldperson November 6, 2013

Freezing my ass off 

Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

Freezing my ass off by Lay-mmmm July 6, 2018