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Franzing 

A person who:
-brings vodka to school in a dasani water bottle
-vapes and smokes weed in their car and then tells everyone about it
-their car will smell like dryer sheets to mask the smell of the smoke
-wears sunglasses indoors
-carries a bottle of chocolate protein shake with them everywhere
-Takes every opportunity to show off your iphone with lots of selfies and fitbit that they dont actually use but just have so people think their into fitness
-brings up body building into every conversation
Have you seen Tiffany. She is so Franzing today.
Franzing by Ireallydontgiveadamn March 25, 2016
Words you can keep

franzing 

Franzing is a term used to describe someone who takes long breaks at work, usually sitting in a chair with legs crossed and spacing out. The whole world could burn around them and they wouldn't even blink.

indolent slothful lazy shiftless
He felt like he did enough for the day, so he was franzing away the last hours of his shift.

Hans and Franzing 

When your using a pump on yourself, on another person, or in any other forms or fashion. Hans and Franzing is a reference to the old Saturday Night Live skits Hans and Franz. There slogan or hook was "We're going to pump, You up!
I'm totally over swole from too much Hans and Franzing! I look like king cobra.
(verb) the carrying out of Agile activities; a person who embodies the spirit of franning
"I'll be responsible for franning this week..."
"dude, you are totally franning it!"
franning by mistermiyagi2018 August 16, 2018

anne franking 

to hide in the attic and masturbate quietly so that no one hears you.
dude, lastnight I was writing in my diary and decided to do a little anne franking.
anne franking by trippysin December 31, 2011

Franking out 

To freak out at an extreme level with either uncontrollable convolutions or hand gestures. To Frank out you must go beyond the level of freak out and use random words and noises that do not make any sense and also move hands and body in an uncontrollable manner, much like an individual with Touretts syndrome having a tick.
When Jen found out the love of her life was coming to the party she started franking out.
Franking out by G.Keiz July 31, 2007
When a guy/girl continues to annoy you after you have friend zoned them multiple times, and you have to continue to let them know you are not interested.
Me: That girl is really starting to annoy that popular guy.
Person: Ya, he'e been fronzing her at least 10 times already.
Fronzing by Walker May 14, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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