Fragnorant

Fragnorant – Society's ignorance of the chemicals in modern day fragrances.

Wearing enough perfume so that people can smell you within a half a mile radius.

If you wear fragrances or use deodorants and laundry products with parfum and you notice that people are wheezing around you taking out their antihistamines and inhalers or going outside to have some non-chemical air - chances are you are fragnorant.

Society's fragnorance is like the lead pipes of the Roman Empire.

Fragnorant by Sanaajeet Wigglesworth May 27, 2013

Fragrant Foul 

1) When someone cuts a gnarly fart on the basketball court.

2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.

Examples:

1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.

2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.

Fragrant Foul by tsauce2010 March 8, 2010

Fragrant Harbour 

Pilot slang for Hong Kong, an ironic translation of its name (which means 'Fragrant Harbour' in Chinese). The joke is partly on the local scent of some of the poorer regions, and partly on the difficult approach to Runway 13 of Hong Kong's now-decommissioned Kai Tak airport, which 'stank'.

Back in the day I had a layover in Fragrant Harbour and I bumped into your mom while shopping for souvenirs in the red light district.

Fragrant Harbour by Gun Arvidssen June 26, 2008

frignorant

Completely without knowledge of the contents of your fridge, regardless of how little time had passed since you looked. Most often occurring when asked by someone in another room what there is to eat, and occasionally while still standing in your kitchen deciding what to cook.

"Hey, do we have any Chinese food left?"
"Oh crap, I was just in there getting a beer and I forget what else we have."
"Dude, put the bong down, you're being totally frignorant today."

frignorant by psydonom May 20, 2014

fragrant vagrant 

A smelly hobo (transient)

The cops tossed the fragrant vagrant into the police van.

fragrant vagrant by ram July 12, 2007

Fragnant 

Bursting with such an odor as to be said to be pregnant with it, usually odor of the body or another unpleasant smell.

"Put your arms down, Thomas. Your pits are super fragnant right now."

Fragnant by DDoublePrime August 26, 2013

fignorant 

A contraction of sorts, combining two words: fucking and ignorant. A simpler and more direct way of describing a persons mental density, especially when there are small ears about that maybe shouldnt hear certain swear words. Usually reserved for those who excel at being ignorant, especially used on the road behind someone who doesnt know a turn signal from a canuter valve, much less common courtesy and basic traffic rules. Can be used in other venues and situations where a person displays stupendous amounts of ignorance far beyond that of mere morons.

Do you know what a turn signal is? What are you, fignorant?

fignorant by Billy Millions August 27, 2006