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fortnite addict 

A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite addicts sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any thicc female skin in the game.
Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite addicts. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."
fortnite addict by bddBrayden December 31, 2020

fortnite addict 

Someone who is very addicted to fortnite.
Mom: Come on! Get your lazy-ass off that chair and clean your room!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!
fortnite addict by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019

fortnite addiction 

How you lost your girlfriend/wife! Also a game to manipulate 9 year olds to sweat out every day!
Is someone playing 2 much fortnite every day? Well they must have fortnite addiction!

Fortnite Addict 

A group of fortnite addicts are called a cancer.
Also reffered to as pubg haters and kids that don’t do work and are mentally disabled because they play fortnite
Oliver: FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
Luke: Lol ur a fortnite Addict
Fortnite Addict by BluePaintbrush September 10, 2018

FORTNITE ADDICT 

A kid who is addicted to watching fortnite and Ninja.
FORTNITE ADDICT by john mugster October 29, 2018

Fortnite Addict 

A kid that has fortnite as his only game, is over-entitled and also is the most toxic thing you will see. They will also throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about the game that they worship like a god. (Mostly 7-16 years old, will flex their “wins” and “build skills”)
Oh my god, little Timmy is SUCH a Fortnite addict,
I know right? He has it as is only game!
Fortnite Addict by Bilo.exe July 22, 2020
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