Justin Cervantes performs his fortictual acts during the presentation of Dracula at Jefferson High School.
by Spencer Partridge November 25, 2007
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Dude, last night i fucked this chick Zoey, and she is like all up in the deal with animal fur, and the whole time she was screaming about animal rights. I should of just jerked off instead. Talk about Forticultimate
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