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The act of having sex with the leader of a cult, but thinking it would just be easier to masturbate.
Dude, last night i fucked this chick Zoey, and she is like all up in the deal with animal fur, and the whole time she was screaming about animal rights. I should of just jerked off instead. Talk about Forticultimate
by fuckinglittled's June 13, 2011
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