An abomination created by
silly slaves at the American University in Blagoevgrad. This shit combines:
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Fork
-Knife
-Spoon
-Chopstick
-Straw
Some myths explain it as follows: When
drunk and high devil and God took a shit.
A: There are too many utensils for
eating. What can I do???
B: You need the Forknife Stroonstick! It combines
everything in one and it makes eating 10
times more convenient!