An abomination created by
silly slaves at the American University in Blagoevgrad. This shit combines:
-Fork
-Knife
-
Spoon
-Chopstick
-Straw
Some myths explain it as follows: When drunk and
high devil and God took a shit.
A: There are too many utensils for
eating. What can I do???
B: You need the Forknife Stroonstick! It combines everything in one and it makes
eating 10 times more convenient!