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Forestia 

An impoverished older female who seeks attention and validation online from usually younger guys by constantly feigning victim. Low intelligence and psychotic babble are hallmarks as such a person has little working knowledge of anything but self.
I was chatting online the other day when some weirdo chic starts telling me her story of being digitally raped.

Guy 2
Oh yeah? Whatd she look like?

Guy1
Old dame with ratty hair. Looked like she been living in a cave.

Guy2

Uh huh. What else she say?

Guy1 she all but begged me to feel sorry for her then started rambling about boys.

Guy 2
Sounds like a lady forestia...

Guy1
Yea probably was, given all the lies and victim cards.
Forestia by WhoWillYouBlameItOnNext November 25, 2018
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Forestalgia 

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.
The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.
Forestalgia by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022

Forestall 

A pretentious word that only the most arrogant of all fucks would use instead of the word "prevent".
I wonder if the writer of that railroad rule book could forestall me from shoving my boot in his ass.
Forestall by Anglo Gerry May 26, 2013

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.
How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.
lipular forestation by rlh06 December 21, 2010

Forestache 

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.
"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."
Forestache by CocoSantango February 23, 2010

De-forestation 

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...
De-forestation by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

forestay 

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.
Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay
forestay by elizabeth February 1, 2004