For The Beach 

is an extremely important philosophy in life. It is beach culture developed by some unique non-hippie residing in hongcouver. the phrase, sometimes abbreviated as FTB, encompasses several beach cultures.
"for the beachers" are usually muscular with abdominal muscles and guns and exhibit beach-style clothing and behaviour. there are several FTB personalities depending on attire: the classy casual beacher in a dress shirt and white shorts, the bob marley beacher covered with a rainbow of color smoking a J, the sailor man beacher with a hat and wayfarer shades, and the brazilian soccer player beacher with long sexy curly hair.

Any action done "for the beach" signifies a special meaning to the action in that it would add to the "for the beach" value of the person. eating lots of protein instead of sushi is justified as being "for the beach" and the person will be praised for his "for the beachness" with fist pumps.
anything is permissible as long as it is FTB.

For The Beach by forthebeachy September 25, 2011

go to the beach and wait for the tsunami 

go to hell, typically used with Asian suppliers, who not work properly

- when will you able to ship the samples?
- not worry, sir, next week, no problem, but we finally had problem because of Diwali festival, you know
- oh, you bastard, go to the beach and wait for the tsunami!

go to the beach and wait for the tsunami by helteo April 3, 2009

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy) by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut 

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025