for Jesus

A large or massive quantity of something (see "for days," but on an infinitely more epic scale).

Originally coined by Vivica A. Fox on Rupaul's Drag Race (S8 E7) when referring to contestant Naomi Small's padding.

Vivica A. Fox: "Now. That runway? She was padded for Jesus! Gorgeous!"

for Jesus by beautyfacerealness May 14, 2016

lying for jesus 

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.

"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum

lying for jesus by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010

nuke gay whales for jesus 

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.

The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.

nuke gay whales for jesus by Big Game Dave August 28, 2007

Taking the A-train for Jesus

Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

Taking the A-train for Jesus by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

Rappin' for Jesus 

this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.

anyways jesus christ is my n-

Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no

Rappin' for Jesus by Know Your Memes December 5, 2019

PawPaw for Jesus! 

A semi-famous phrase from a short story that was aired on NPR about seven or so years ago. It involved a woman hitchhiking through a town called PawPaw. Whilst hitchhiking, she sticks her head out the window and yells "PawPaw for Jesus!" to show her enthusiasm.

So I shoved my head out the window and screamed, "PawPaw for Jesus!"

PawPaw for Jesus! by toee April 30, 2006

rapin for jesus

The best song

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga (rapin for Jesus)

rapin for jesus by School shooter45 March 6, 2017