god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 28, 2005
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A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.
My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
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to promise; like swearing on someones grave.
Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
by cxa March 7, 2010
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A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.
Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive
by Garabaldi December 2, 2003
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yes, it's shit and we are all gonna die in a few years
Boy 1: how do you think your life is?
Boy2: Shit
by megumisgf April 7, 2022
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The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.
Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.
by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
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