3 definitions by Help stop spreading the disease

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Birthday

The day you get diagnosed with Life; for some reason, people choose to celebrate this day. See birth certificate.

Why do people celebrate the day they get diagnosed with Life? AKA their birthday?

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Life

The most fatal disease of all-time. Life has killed more people than all the other diseases combined. Life still kills tens of thousands of people everyday, and even more plants, animals, and insects. Side effects often include more diseases, suicide wounds, pain, sleep deprivation, stress, eating disorders and mental disorders. Your diagnosis of Life is shown on your birth certificate; see birth certificate. Also see birthday.

Life is a serious fatal disease that is not to be joked about.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006