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footfunk
footfunk by carll addy June 19, 2004
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footfuck
"Oh Reid i had a good time getting footfucked last night, my vagina still hurts though!" "Yes my foot still has your cum all over it"
footfuck by Robert Yateman December 9, 2008
footfucker
footfucker by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005
footfucker
footfucker by Satan-lucifer November 27, 2006
Footfuckinatosis
When someone refuses to put any type of moisturizer on their feet and continue to take shoes off and rub their feet together leaving piles of dead skin known as sand castles. This foot dust gets cycled into the HVAC system causing a health risk. Not to mention what some would call a hostile work environment having to witness such poor personal hygiene.
No more Birkinstocks at work and shoes must be worn at all times. There have been several cases of Footfuckinatosis and we can't afford the absence of staff or the insurance costs.
Footfuckinatosis by Blkprep August 5, 2018
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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