footfunk

Some smelly motherfucker who wears the same socks for an entire week!

DUUUUDE! Your fuckin house smells like footfunk!

by onenut March 5, 2003

footfunk

Putting stank in the place.

The band footfunks the room.

by carll addy June 19, 2004

footfuck

when one uses the foot for sexual pleasure. Or when one gets a foot up or around there genitalia's.

"Oh Reid i had a good time getting footfucked last night, my vagina still hurts though!" "Yes my foot still has your cum all over it"

by Robert Yateman December 9, 2008

footfucker

One who has an inclination for sexual intercourse with feet.

Glen is a footfucker. He likes fucking feet.

by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005

footfucker

one who engages in sexual activities with feet.

Phill from Elizabeth is a footfucker.

by Satan-lucifer November 27, 2006

Footfuckinatosis

When someone refuses to put any type of moisturizer on their feet and continue to take shoes off and rub their feet together leaving piles of dead skin known as sand castles. This foot dust gets cycled into the HVAC system causing a health risk. Not to mention what some would call a hostile work environment having to witness such poor personal hygiene.

No more Birkinstocks at work and shoes must be worn at all times. There have been several cases of Footfuckinatosis and we can't afford the absence of staff or the insurance costs.

by Blkprep August 5, 2018