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fonzanoonery 

The actions, behavior, and habits of a fonzanoon, such as farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles
Oh God, what’s with all the fonzanoonery? You all have sewer breath!
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Fonzanudacator 

When you’re in the bath and you fart, you poke a straw through the bubble and suck in the fumes....
Nikki was having a bath with his friends, when all of a sudden he pulled out a straw and sucked out alll the gas out of a bubble that was created by a friends fart... he is the best Fonzanudacator I know..
Someone who farts in the bathtub and tries to catch the bubbles with their mouth
Toph's mom and Donnie Osmond shouldn't have reproduced. The fetus shouldn't have been viable, but it came out a fart sniffing fonzanin
fonzanin by Sunshine McCloud November 25, 2021

funzanone 

A funzanone is a name you call someone when they fart in the bathtub and eat the bubbles.
“that girl annika funzanoned in the bathtub”
“you’re a funzanone because you farted in the bathtub and ate the bubbles
funzanone by mr boston mass February 8, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026