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1. follow me by unkle kracker: (a) best song in the world, (b) song that thousands of innocent, younger elementary aged girls sang along to and fell in love with before they knew the real meaning of the words

2. seductive theme song for heroin addicts and/or adulterers

1. *follow me by unkle kracker plays on the car radio* four and six year old sisters shouting in the backseat: "SWIM THROUGH YOUR VEINS LIKE A FISH IN THE SEA!"

2. as a herion addict suffers withdrawal, ''follow me'' echoes through his head, taunting him, seducing him to get high again.

young man sings ''follow me'' to his married mistress

follow me by ma.st99 January 27, 2011

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follow me

a fanpages worst nightmare to see in the comments of their instagram posts. fanpages do not aknowledge these kinds of things in the comments of their posts and it is likely that the person who tells the fanpage to follow them will get blocked. don't ever say this in the comments of their instagram when they are trying to show their love and support to their favs, they don't want to see this being said. respect fanpages because they are the ones working hard to bring you content for your entertainment.

"please follow me"

"follow me and i follow back"

"follow me, i am a fan"

follow me by ggroupsite September 6, 2020

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Follow me!

This is the ideal infantry order and display of leadership! It denotes leading from the front.

Ok soldiers, follow me!

Follow me! by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2020

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Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

Follow me home and fuck me's by Ramiey August 17, 2011

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Follow me i know the way.

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.

Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

Follow me i know the way. by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017

Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step

Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...

Follow me around Tom by ItalianDomB December 19, 2021

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Follow me on Twitter

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.

Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"

Follow me on Twitter by g2em4 July 11, 2023

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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