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Definitions by WestSideSlant

Follicular Homicide 

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Follicular Homicide!

Grassturbating 

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.
Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.
Grassturbating by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

FOXidental 

Agreeing with a pundit on TV, only to realize that you're watching FOX News.
Last night I saw some old dude on TV make some really interesting points about Obama...and then I realized I was watching O'Reilly. Totally FOXidental.
FOXidental by WestSideSlant August 19, 2010

Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.
Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!