Grassturbating

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.

Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.

by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

Folicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Folicular Homicide!

by WestSideSlant August 18, 2010

FOXidental

Agreeing with a pundit on TV, only to realize that you're watching FOX News.

Last night I saw some old dude on TV make some really interesting points about Obama...and then I realized I was watching O'Reilly. Totally FOXidental.

by WestSideSlant August 19, 2010

Follicular Homicide

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Follicular Homicide!

by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010