Definitions by WestSideSlant

Follicular Homicide 

Deciding to go with a hair-cut outside of your comfort zone.

Holy shit! Have you seen Debbie lately? She went with the 'Gosselin'...she committed Follicular Homicide!

Follicular Homicide by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

Grassturbating 

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.

Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.

Grassturbating by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

FOXidental 

Agreeing with a pundit on TV, only to realize that you're watching FOX News.

Last night I saw some old dude on TV make some really interesting points about Obama...and then I realized I was watching O'Reilly. Totally FOXidental.

FOXidental by WestSideSlant August 19, 2010