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Cool Fool
Cool Fool by Ace the simp January 6, 2023
fogle
v. To screw someone over without principles. Also, to sexually violate another person. This is in reference to the disgraced Subway icon Jared Fogle.
You can school a fool...
You can school a fool... but you can't make them cool.
You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
You may try to teach a stupid person, but you cannot change their bad judgment.
God, l told Willie not to mess with those gangsters girlfriends, but he did and now he got the hippo stomp and is in an ambulance again. You can school a fool...but you can't make them cool!
You can school a fool... by I, Wreckerrr August 17, 2020
Jared Fogle
A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
Jared Fogle by anotherDUDE October 1, 2015
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