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A short, yard gnome looking male, that is extremely creepy (also known as C.G.) around the work place. He usually hits on girls in the office and is known to have multiple HR pending cases against him. You can usually find this short perverted little man lurking into the women's bathroom at work.
Fogarty is pretty much the office pervert.
Fogarty by Johnson619 August 14, 2008
Words you can keep
Males who love Harry Potter and Paintballs, enjoys kissing girls, and Ron Wiesley. Handsome, sexy by nature.
"Although Snapes a dick, i wouldn't shoot him with a paintball, i'd probably makeout with Hermione and then eat some pancakes with sir up, i'm a fogarty"
Fogarty by colei March 8, 2009
A classic example of a douchebag in highschool who has a total disregard for social norms. Often disliked by majority of people but still seems to think he is the top dog.
Dom: Dude, did you see what that guy in year 10 did to the guy in senior?
Michael: No what happened?
Dom: He taped the guys hands to his face and filled his blazer pockets with liquid soap.
Michael: That guy is such a Fogarty.
Fogarty by Borgothegreat. September 4, 2010

fogarty sigh 

The noise you make as you exhale when your pleading or begging to be in the circle without using your words..
There was a knock at the door and when william asked if he could come in, they answered just a minute a fogarty sigh could be heard.throughout the house..
fogarty sigh by Boss ninja13 May 29, 2016

Fogarty Syndrome

A man-lust for male genitalia of any species.
Guy: I heard Pat banged two dudes, a horse, and a manatee last week.

Bro: Yeah man, classic case Fogarty Syndrome

Guy: Oh, thats gay
Fogarty Syndrome by Mr. President9 December 8, 2010

The Fogarty Effect

The effect by which the longer one is in a relationship, the more like the opposite sex one becomes.
"Hey Gerard, nice skirt!"
"Oh thanks! My girlfriend got it for our anniversary."
"*Gasp!* I guess that's the Fogarty Effect in action..."
The Fogarty Effect by Kittehchu January 11, 2013

krista fogarty 

she is a beast in the basement
krista fogarty is a sexy beast
krista fogarty by cockFondler191 October 28, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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