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Fobs (Fear of being small)

A disorder in which a juice monkey has the constant fear that he is small. Symptoms can include whining, food withdrawal, and drinking double doses of protein shakes.
"I haven't worked out today, I'm soooo mad, I look small"

"Looks like you're having a serious case of FOBS"
by Chaplinn March 13, 2013
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