fobbiness

n. the quality of being a FoB (Fresh off the Boat Asian immigrant) Usually characterized by wearing UNIQLO or Hang Ten brands, drinking pearl milk tea, and listening to Asian pop music on an MP3 player with mostly pirated songs. The adjective form is "fobby." The fobbier someone is, the worse their English is. Once someone has been in the US long enough to speak English, they're no longer "fresh" and they become stale FoBs.

An aura of fobbiness exuded around the Cal exchange students singing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats in their broken English, and I couldn't help but laugh.

by kiwigummy April 28, 2011

fobinese

A word for a fob but is used to call a person a fob by saying it like a race.

Thuthanh: "Hey I heard that new girl was Chinese."

Jackie: "Shes not Chinese, shes Fobinese."

by cuhzimthebombb April 16, 2009

Foopiness

When you eat after being hangry you experience foopiness.
Food+happiness = foopiness

I experienced the utmost amount of foopiness after I ate a pizza .

by Alphabed October 1, 2018

fobinese

The language of fobs, or fresh-off-the-boat, comprising unidiomatic grammar and vocabulary, as well as words drawn from various fob languages.

Stop using fobinese! I expect Queen's English.

by poodle54321 May 16, 2018