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flying shit

Ho: I'm breaking up with you.
Indifferent Pimp: I don't give a flying shit.
by Tomato Soup May 12, 2009
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Flying shit fit

To have an epic meltdown, tantrum

When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind

Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!

Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
by Lovey chipmunk December 9, 2018
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flying shit storm

its where you take a rolled up pair of clean or dirty socks put the end that has the opening into your spread ass cheeks fart hold for there for 3 seconds until stank has set in throw at your target stank will disperse on impact
chris got rachel & bitchface with a flying shit storm.
by Dustin Wrather December 1, 2009
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Flying Rhino Shit

The act of taking such a huge shit in the toilet that people often refer to it as a flying rhino.
man I just finished taking a flying rhino shit and now my ass is bleeding all over the place
by Susitende November 27, 2011
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flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
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flying shitake

Getting airborne and hitting someone with the tip of your penis
Jumping into the air and giving a mushroom tattoo to someone. AKA the flying shitake
by AnthonyCJ March 17, 2008
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frying shit

What is said that someone has been doing in a public tolieet when you encounter a strong shit smell.
It smells like somebodies been frying shit in here!
by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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