flying purple people eater Share definition Flag a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch dude 1 'whoah what was that!' dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!' dude 1 ' oh' flying purple people eater by the fppe man February 22, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the flying purple people eater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch