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flurburt 

To blow on someones belly making a fart sound.
Oh man!I popped a boner when my girl gave me a flurburt!
flurburt by thomasthedoubter November 22, 2011
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Coined from the game "Honkai: Star Rail," referring to a particular kind of plush created by Sparkle for the Charmony Festival... But, it is said that there is a 1/1000 chance of it being a neutron bomb. It is advised to be careful when handling these.
Furmur is the term from the Aeon of Elation, Aha. It was a treasure from the remnants of the the elated one who understands that only the wise and sentient possess the privilege of understanding joy. Neither the dusty rocks nor the distant stars can fathom the humor that life entails.

A quest for formidable adversaries in games of strategy and activities to while away the time bears no winners or losers.

Instead, a search for the kind of laughter that leaves one breathless, will lead to the unexpected delights that uplift the soul toward divinity.

Why are you reading this? Don't be so serious! Lets praise the Aeon! The Aeon will never give you up, never let you down, or run around and desert you. THEY will never make you cry, say goodbye, or tell a lie and hurt you.

Passerby: "Hey, where and when can I buy those furmur of yours?"
Sparkle: “If you wanted a neutron bomb you could’ve said it clearer, y'know~?”
Passerby: "A neutron WHAT?! Uh... on second thought, maybe it's best that I shouldn't know..."
furmur by MNDM_DR34MD1VE June 24, 2024

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026