fluffy muffins 

phrase; used to exclaim that something ridiculous, extreme, exciting, or absurd

That man just jumped off a bridge! Holy fluffy muffins!

holy cow holy crap snap

fluffy muffins by Steaksauce67 January 18, 2011

fluffy muffin 

when a man sticks his penis in a woman's vagina an sticks his hand in the vagina and starts masterbateing in side her

taylor loves it when garret gives her a fluffy muffin because of her strechy vagina

fluffy muffin by adreainizzl June 21, 2010

Fluffy Muffin

Usually refers to a really, REALLY soft/cute kitten. Can also mean just a muffin covered in a buncha mold

Person 1: WOW. THAT CAT OVER THERE IS SUCH A FLUFFY KITTEN!
Person 2(definition 2): EW, THATS A REALLY FLUFFY MUFFIN.

Fluffy Muffin by defnota_informativerobot January 28, 2026

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.

My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

Puffy fluffy muffin by princheska May 28, 2020

fluff muffin 

A big puffy Vagina with fluff covering it. Not too sexy.

sophie pulled down her pants to reaveal a smelly fluff muffin which paul was glad to chomp on and find the cherry in the middle.

fluff muffin by paullikesbuttsex June 28, 2006

yeasty fluff muffin

A stank pussy, in specific one with a yeast infection

Man, I woulda smashed that but I could smell she had yeasty fluff muffins.

yeasty fluff muffin by PsychoSkittyKitty January 17, 2018

Fluff a muffin

When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.

Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
boy: NO
Girl, *smacks boy* and takes. GO FLUFF A MUFFIN.
Boy: fuck off.

Fluff a muffin by Caleb Edwards January 21, 2008