fluffy cup

(noun) A cavity found in female humans running from the vulva (open end) to the cervix (closed end). The cup is scientifically termed the vagina, affectionately termed the pussy or honey pot, spiritually referred to as the yoni by followers of the Aryan tradition, but disrespectfully known as the cunt! Fluff is the term used to refer to the pubic hair that naturally grows around vulva. In ancient times all adult cups were fluffy, with the exception of those of individuals suffering from a condition called alopecia, but today due to the playboy wax job, the term is no longer universally applicable. Today's preferred configuration is the Brazilian.

1. A seasoned speed-dater may get to the point and ask: “May I drink from your fluffy cup madam?”

2. Her: “don’t you drink from the fluffy cup?”
Him: “I might if I could find my way out of this bush”

fluffy cup by Venth May 3, 2005

fluff cup

Is a women' beaver.

Am going in the bath to shave my fluff cup.

fluff cup by Rossco76 October 23, 2014

fluff cup

Is a women' beaver.

Am going in the bath to shave my fluff cup.

fluff cup by Rossco76 October 23, 2014

Fluffy's cupbord midget

In fluffy's room there is a hallow part in the wall. When the wall is pushed aside there is a cupbord, with a lock on it. The key to that lock is in fluffy's top drawer under his man panties. When the key is put in the lock and turned clockwise a little twinkley music box song starts to play. Leaving the key in the lock fluffy goes and sits on his bed and when the music stops the cupbord door slowly opens and a midget walks out in a mechanical fashion. With both shoes and socks removed fluffy raises his feet a few inches off the ground. The midget approaches fluffy's feet and begins to trim fluffy's toe nails with his teeth. When the midget is done with the toe nail nibbleing he forms a large ball shaped figure in its mouth and spits it out and then walks back in to its cupbord. Fluffy locks the cupbord and returns the key to its rightful place. On his way out of the room he picks up the toenail ball figure and puts it in his pocket to sell to the mexicans on the corner as a paper weight.

Hey jason have you ever heard about the legend of Fluffys cupbord midget?

Fluffy's cupbord midget by my lipstick's on his collar March 8, 2005